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<<cacheaudio "knocks" "https://ia800204.us.archive.org/34/items/wind_20251031/knocks.mp3">>

You fill your chest with air and begin to blowww the house down. ~hint click the house~ <<cycle "$answer" autoselect>> <<option "[img[https://katzisotrying.neocities.org/If/tlp/blow%20hey.png]]">> <<option "[img[https://katzisotrying.neocities.org/If/tlp/heyfall%20(1).png]]">> <<option "[img[https://katzisotrying.neocities.org/If/tlp/Heybye.png][wood]]">> <</cycle>>

You blow and blow until the wooden house collapses. The three pigs run away to the third and final brick house <<cycle "$answer" autoselect>> <<option "[img[https://katzisotrying.neocities.org/If/tlp/blowwood.png]]">> <<option "[img[https://katzisotrying.neocities.org/If/tlp/harderwood.png]]">> <<option "[img[https://katzisotrying.neocities.org/If/tlp/fallenwood.png]]">> <<option "[img[https://katzisotrying.neocities.org/If/tlp/woodbye.png][brick]]">> <</cycle>>

You begin to blow and blow and blow but nothing happens. You get frustrated and look up to see a chimney...interesting. You have two options: you can leave or climb into the chimney ~Click your next choice~  <img src="https://katzisotrying.neocities.org/If/tlp/end%20choice-2.png" usemap="#image-map"> <map name="image-map"> <area target="" alt="" title="" data-passage="leave" coords="70,265,13,293,63,338,70,314,128,320,129,287,70,291" shape="poly"> <area target="" alt="" title="" data-passage="chimney" coords="543,42,539,110,578,143,632,139,637,56,599,39,622,9,603,0,573,38" shape="poly"> </map>

You walk to the front door of the brick house. You get a little discouaged at how much more sturdy this house is compared to the other two houses. You can [[leave]], [[try and blow|blow\blow\blow]], or [[knock|knock\knock\knock]]. [img[https://katzisotrying.neocities.org/If/tlp/Resize%20image%20project.png]]

You climb the brick house, you finally reach the top and jump in. Unknown to you a pot of boiling water waits for you at the bottom! You die by being burned alive, the pigs feast on your flesh. THE END [[TRY AGAIN?|start]] [img[https://katzisotrying.neocities.org/If/tlp/Adobe%20Express%20-%20file.png]]"

You knock, and the pigs respond "go away!!" You have no other choice than to [[blow]] the house down. <img src="https://katzisotrying.neocities.org/If/tlp/Hey%20stand%20(1).png"><<audio knocks play>>

You knock and sing a nice song to convince the three pigs to let you in. The pigs yell behind the door "we're not home!!". <<audio knocks play>> [[you respond|talk]] [img[https://katzisotrying.neocities.org/If/tlp/woodstand.png]]

You knock and with each knock you become more and more impatient. You say "let me in! I am very hungry!!" "No!!" replied the pigs. You can either give up and [[leave]] or [[blow|blow\blow\blow]] <<audio knocks play>>[img[https://katzisotrying.neocities.org/If/tlp/Resize%20image%20project.png]]

You leave with a empty stomach. You head to the police station to see if anyone is home. [[TRY AGAIN?|start]] [img[https://katzisotrying.neocities.org/If/tlp/Adobe%20Express%20-%20file-2.png]]

You walk twards the house, you see the pigs run inside. You can [[knock]] or [[blow]]... <img src="https://katzisotrying.neocities.org/If/tlp/Hey%20stand%20(1).png">

"Alright I guess I'll have to [[blow|blow\blow]] your house down!" [img[https://katzisotrying.neocities.org/If/tlp/wolftalk.png]]

The pigs scrambble twards the wooden house, you see the pigs run inside. You can see them peering at you through the window. What next?[[Knock|knock\knock]] at the door or [[blow the house down |blow\blow]]? [img[https://katzisotrying.neocities.org/If/tlp/woodstand.png]]